Off to school
Mother to young daughter after first day at school: “Well, dear, what did they teach you today?”
Daughter: “Not much. I’ve got to go back again tomorrow.”
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I wonder what Facebook employees do, to waste time at work?
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Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human being needs … just five minutes more.
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People say 60 is the new 40. The policeman who just pulled me over didn’t agree.
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Mother to young daughter after first day at school: “Well, dear, what did they teach you today?”
Daughter: “Not much. I’ve got to go back again tomorrow.”
**
I wonder what Facebook employees do, to waste time at work?
**
Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human being needs … just five minutes more.
**
People say 60 is the new 40. The policeman who just pulled me over didn’t agree.
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