Children’s exam papers
The following real-life answers to various exam papers explain why teachers need long holidays…
What is a nitrate? – Cheaper than a day rate.
What was Sir Walter Raleigh famous for? – He is a noted figure in history because he invented cigarettes and started a craze for bicycles.
What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? – Unusual names.
Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements. – Learning to speak Latin.
Name six animals which live specifically in the Artic. – Two polar bears. Four seals.
Assess Fashion House plc’s choice to locate its factory near Birmingham. Is Birmingham the right location for this type of business? – No. People from Birmingham aren’t very fashionable.
How does Romeo’s character develop throughout the play? – It doesn’t, it’s just self, self, self, all the way through.
Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he attempted to save from the underworld. – Mrs Orpheus.
Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed? – At the bottom.
What happens during puberty to a boy? – He says goodbye to his childhood and enters adultery.
State three drawbacks of hedgerow removal. – All the cows will escape. The cars drive into the fields. There is nowhere to hide.
What is the meaning of the word varicose? – Close by.
What is a fibula? – A little lie.
Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health? – You might walk into it.
What is a vibration? – There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in the 1960s.
Where was Hadrian’s Wall built? – Around Hadrian’s garden.
The race of people known as Malays come from which country? – Malaria.
The following real-life answers to various exam papers explain why teachers need long holidays…
What is a nitrate? – Cheaper than a day rate.
What was Sir Walter Raleigh famous for? – He is a noted figure in history because he invented cigarettes and started a craze for bicycles.
What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common? – Unusual names.
Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements. – Learning to speak Latin.
Name six animals which live specifically in the Artic. – Two polar bears. Four seals.
Assess Fashion House plc’s choice to locate its factory near Birmingham. Is Birmingham the right location for this type of business? – No. People from Birmingham aren’t very fashionable.
How does Romeo’s character develop throughout the play? – It doesn’t, it’s just self, self, self, all the way through.
Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he attempted to save from the underworld. – Mrs Orpheus.
Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed? – At the bottom.
What happens during puberty to a boy? – He says goodbye to his childhood and enters adultery.
State three drawbacks of hedgerow removal. – All the cows will escape. The cars drive into the fields. There is nowhere to hide.
What is the meaning of the word varicose? – Close by.
What is a fibula? – A little lie.
Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health? – You might walk into it.
What is a vibration? – There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations were discovered in the 1960s.
Where was Hadrian’s Wall built? – Around Hadrian’s garden.
The race of people known as Malays come from which country? – Malaria.